In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best grammar puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
Punny Grammar Jokes to Make You Laugh Out Loud
1. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
2. The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.
3. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
4. I before E, except after C… weird, right?
5. I’m a big fan of whiteboards. They’re remarkable.
6. The possessive apostrophe was once overworked, but it has finally taken a break.
7. The magician got so mad, he pulled his hare out.
8. A tweet’s past tense is twoo.
9. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet; I don’t know y.
10. The past, present, and future walked into a room… it was tense.
Hilarious Wordplays for Grammar Nerds
1. The English teacher who fell from the sky was a skyfallen grammarian.
2. The grammarian was shocked to discover his own prejudices. They were all there right in front of him, spelled out in black and white.
3. The grammar police are on a roll, correcting everyone’s typos without any punctuation.
4. I’m not a fan of archery if it’s not well punctuated.
5. The past, present, and future got into a car; it was tense.
6. The grammarian walks into a bar, orders a tequila, and peruses the bar’s sign that reads “Fe Free 2 Ask For Help.”
7. When I realized that my wife has a phobia of apostrophes, I was agenda at her.
8. Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every play has a cast.
9. The writer was feeling unhappy about his outlook. He needed a paragraph change.
10. The comma chameleon you know is a song by Culture Club.