In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best overwatch puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
“Brace Yourselves: The Top Overwatch Puns That Will Have You LOL-ing”
- Why did the Reaper break up with his girlfriend? She wanted more “space.”
- What did Tracer say to her coffee mug? “Cheers, love! The coffee’s here!”
- Why did Winston bring a peanut butter jar to the party? He heard it was a “spread”.
- What did Mercy say to her patients? “Heroes never flu alone.”
- Why did Soldier 76 go to therapy? He had too much “baggage.”
- What did D.Va say when she won a game of bingo? “Nerf this!”
- Why did Bastion bring a pencil to the game? He heard it had good “lead time.”
- Why did Zenyatta meditate on the beach? He heard it was a great place to “relax in harmony.”
- What did Lucio say to the DJ? “Drop the beat.”
- Why did Mei bring a map on her date? She heard it was “cool.”
“From Hanzo to Junkrat: Overwatch Pun-damental Wordplay”
- Why did Hanzo start a bakery? He wanted to master the art of “arrow-dough”
- Why did Junkrat make his own fireworks? He wanted to “blast” through the competition.
- What did McCree say to the bank robber? “It’s high noon.”
- Why did Genji go to the sushi restaurant? He heard they served “dragon rolls.”
- What did Widowmaker say to her spider? “You’re my widow’s bite.”
- Why did Roadhog start a barbecue business? He heard he was good at “hogging the grill.”
- What did Symmetra say when she rearranged the furniture? “This room needs some real “symmetry.”
- Why did Torbjorn become a mechanic? He wanted to “hammer out” a successful career.
- What did Pharah say to her bird friend? “Justice shall “flock”.”
- Why did Sombra join the spy agency? She wanted to “hack” into the system.
“Dad Jokes Alert: Overwatch Heroes Get Punny”
- Why did Reinhardt go to the barbecue? He heard there was a lot of “grill potential.”
- What did Ana say when she landed a perfect shot? “I’ve got you in my “sights.”
- Why did Brigitte start a crafting business? She wanted to “hammer” out a living.
- What did Baptiste say when he saved his teammates? “I’m bringing the “heal.”
- Why did Zarya become a weightlifter? She wanted to show off her “gravity.”
- What did Moira say when she created new life? “I’m a “genius.”
- Why did Orisa go to the hardware store? She wanted to “bolster” her defenses.
- What did Doomfist say when he punched a wall? “This is going to be a “smashing” success.”
- Why did Mercy bring a first aid kit to the party? She wanted to “heal” it up.
- What did Winston say when he opened a banana? “Peanut “butter”.”
“Funny Business: Over-punned Overwatch Moments”
- Why did Roadhog refuse to play in the orchestra? He didn’t want to “huff” and “puff.”
- What did Reaper say when he ran out of ammo? “Looks like it’s “time” for a refill.”
- Why did Junkrat open a pet store? He heard it was good for his “health.”
- What did Soldier 76 say when he couldn’t find his keys? “I guess it’s back to “76.”
- Why did Symmetra start a mirror shop? She wanted to “reflect” on her business.
- What did D.Va say when she forgot to order pizza? “Don’t “nerf” the toppings.”
- Why did Widowmaker become a gardener? She heard she had a “green thumb.”
- What did Baptiste say when he saw his teammates injured? “I’ll “band” them up.”
- Why did Zenyatta become a therapist? He wanted to help people find their “inner peace.”
- What did Mei say when she couldn’t find her glasses? “I guess I’m in a bit of a “frost.”
“You’ve Been McCree’d: The Best Overwatch Wordplays”
- Why did McCree switch to a different breakfast cereal? He heard it was “high noon” for his old one.
- What did McCree say when someone asked him for the time? “It’s high noon.”
- Why did McCree become a detective? He heard he was good at “solving cases.”
- What did McCree say when he won the poker game? “Looks like I have the “upper hand.”
- Why did McCree start a lemonade stand? He wanted to sell “high noon refreshments.”
- What did McCree say when someone asked about his favorite movie genre? “I’m more of a “wild west” guy.”
- Why did McCree become a math teacher? He wanted to teach his students about “long division.”
- What did McCree say when he saw a rainbow? “Looks like there’s a “flashbang” at the end of it.”
- Why did McCree become a ghost hunter? He heard there were “high noon hauntings.”
- What did McCree say when he saw a tumbleweed rolling by? “It’s high noon somewhere.”